I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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