so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
