He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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