And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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