you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
wow bdsm is so cute
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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