Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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