you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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