It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
