i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
it's like iHOP with fire
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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