she was so not down for the gang bang
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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