You're completely useless in the revolution.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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