dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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