You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Randomize
