People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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