Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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