love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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