its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Drunk is not a location!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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