Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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