WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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