I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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