Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
tell me about the eggs
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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