if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just want to make out with him forever
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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