did you get engaged???
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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