Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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