You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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