I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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