Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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