She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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