let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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