She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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