your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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