My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Bring me that man meat
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i am craving dick and cupcakes
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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