I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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