Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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