i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
