i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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