I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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