susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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