i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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