we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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