Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
cat food counts as protein by the way
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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