We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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