I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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