Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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