I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I wish you could order shots online.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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