Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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