sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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