only if we run a train.
done.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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