they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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