ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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